master clapper chad

An alpha male who claps cheeks daily

Master clapper chad hit up the entire sorority across the street.

by Chad29474928 November 25, 2020

Wu Ming Sticky Chad

a divine delicacy made up of the finest crust off a stinky unwashed chad

Hiya Mate, One Wu Ming Sticky Chad and fried rice to go please

by Penguin yes September 5, 2021

Chad Johnson

Chad Johnson is the best wide reciever in the whole NFL. Hes got 4 str8 years leading the AFC in recieving yards and last season he had the most yards in the whole NFL. His celebrations are always something to look forward to,because you never know what he will do next. Chad is so fast that he can even beat a horse in a race. If you don't believe me you can see it on google videos if you want. Ocho Cinco #1 and will go to the hall of fame

Chad Johnson is such a Beast that he cannot be stopped....Most teams have to double or even triple cover him and he can still come down w/ the ball. If there is double or triple coverage on him that means that there will always be someone else open...

Bengals to the Superbowl...

by Jimmythabeast July 22, 2007

Chad

To exploit or cheat, in games or relationships.

Online derivative of Chav.

Tim: I have the highest kills on this map, I have been camped at this spawn point for about 20 minutes now just popping them as they re-spawn. I am so awesome!

Jim: You are such a Chad...

by Anonomnom February 5, 2010

chad

To chad: to raid or steal someone's food.

Guy 1: That guy took all the food in my fridge!
Guy 2: Yeah, you just got chadded.

by Dr_Funk November 11, 2010

Chad

Noun. Most often a male, and largely nocturnal, Chads can seldom be seen during the daylight hours except to attend work and sometimes eat. Their main diets consist of meat and potatoes. Chads can also be identified by their love for video games and all things related. They also enjoy science fiction books, manga, online comics, and sex. These are items that are essential to attracting and maintaining a healthy, happy Chad. However, When a Chad is enthralled in a video game or book, it is almost impossible to achieve and maintain his attention. Chads are also infamous for their laziness and immaturity.

Despite their drawbacks, Chads are lovable, easy to talk to, great cooks, and considerate lovers. When the mood strikes them, they can also be quite generous, thoughtful, witty and humorous. In physical appearance, Chads often sport glasses, side burns, and dark clothing. They are short yet somewhat burly in stature and quite fuzzy. Ironically, these features can make Chads great at cuddling. Although Chads are notorious lay-abouts, once they are coaxed into work, they do so with great efficiency and enthusiasm.

Chads are invariable attracted to Cassandras, who may or may not reject their awkward yet oddly charming advances.

He stayed up all night playing Star Trek Online? He's such a Chad!

Stop being Chad-like and take out the garbage!

His artless yet amiable attempts at wooing the girl were quite Chaddish.

The ursine creature was somewhat Chaddish in manner.

by Haligren February 3, 2010

Chad

a peice of shit fagget some one who wears a wifebeater and flip flops. someone who gets everything handed to them and thinks they are better than everybody els

the blond chad in the new friday the thirteenth
doctor rick in fired up

by Jason DeRulo February 15, 2010