Monkey Cheese

Term often used to describe a random, pointless act or outburst. Commonly used in an attempt to draw hilarity where none is found. Family Guy is notorious for many acts of 'monkey cheese' in its various flashbacks to scenes which have little or nothing to do with the plot, but are totally random in an attempt to draw a laugh.

zomg random ninja explosions! pirates robots woot thats some monkey cheese shit right there!!! z0r :awesome:

by Hurf February 28, 2008

Foot cheese

Nasty, white colored goo that has the look and consistency of cottage cheese due to build up of bacteria, sweat and sock lint that has collected between the toes. This is due to a serious lack of hygiene skills /washing one's feet. More often than not has a very pungent order that permeates a room in seconds.

Matt's foot cheese oozed out when he removed his socks after basketball practice. The room cleared in seconds flat. The only evidence remaining of his friends were the screams echoing at the end of hallway.

by Supergirl2009 January 22, 2009

cheese ball

(adj): 1a. dumb, moronic, or stupid. 1b. funny

(n): 2a. a dork or moron. 2b. a tool

1a. "That new MTV show is frickin' cheese ball."

2b. "That Lou, lol, what a cheese ball."

by GJB July 30, 2008

Cheesism

Nicest person in the world, after talking to a Cheesism your day will instantly become better.

I love you Cheesism

by Dianis March 4, 2021

Cheese Whack

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.

Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.

by Lord Football April 4, 2005

Cheese on Totes!

When someone asks if you'd like cheese on toast and you really want to say yes.

Bad mother: Hey kids for dinner you can either get yelled at by your step-dad or you can have cheese on toast?

Kids: Cheese on Totes!

by towsh.net August 14, 2011

Cheese Pipes

Bicep muscles of a Wisconsinite.

The old cheese pipes got a good workout today lifting all those tallboys.

by Tina G. May 8, 2018