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A shiesty person who has been in the car business for too long.
Don't listen to him he's just a shiesty old car dog.
Car dog by brian January 10, 2005
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car comb-over 

A cosmetic addition to a mid-life crisis car
Dude. See that vanity plate on that guy's Hummer? Car comb-over.
car comb-over by AM Parker April 19, 2008

Car Wars 

Car Wars (2008), an amateur film written and shot in Oceanside, NY. The cast and crew have historically been referred to as "Team Oceanside," or, "Oceanside's Eleven." Originally meant to be a parody of Star Wars, the film evolved over five years of rewriting and editing to become a comedy of epic proportions. Some of the earliest scenes in Car Wars have been re-edited and now serve as flashbacks throughout the course of the movie.

Car Wars has been heavily criticized for mediocre acting, lack of character differentiation, and for bearing abslolutely no relationship to cars. Also, in one scene, you can clearly see Natan sleeping on a couch in the background. Car Wars also contains several hidden references to jokes and events that only its director would appreciate.

Despite the film's many flaws, the public widely regards Car Wars as a masterpiece worthy of at least one viewing. I'm watching it right now and laughing my ass off.
The Emperor: "Quiet! I sense something coming in the air."

Barry Knockwurst: "Oh, sorry. I had chinese for lunch."

-Car Wars

car creep 

someone who makes car sounds when moving around instead of using words or saying nothing at all.
a guy approaches a wall of people. Instead of saying "excuse me." to get through he makes beeping car sounds."Beep Beep!!" someone in the crowd mutters "car creep."
car creep by wowzers101 September 7, 2009

car limbo 

Car limbo is when you're driving on the freeway or a large street and every car around you is driving the exact same slow speed, causing you to either be stuck or drastically changing your speed to get out. Can also be used to describe poor traffic or blocked streets/intersections
Sorry I'm late for the party, I missed the exit because I was in car limbo
car limbo by WL0 August 15, 2010

Car Salesmen 

A slang term used to refer to liberals or democrats.
Look at all these car salesmen getting ready for Shillary to cuck their country away.
Car Salesmen by JohnMcM3435 September 24, 2016