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a squared plus b squared equals c squared

Pythagorean Theorem:
A formula used to find the length of one side of a right triangle when given the lengths of the other two (c squared is the hypotenuse/longest side of the triangle).
Teacher: Does anyone know how we can find the length of the hypotenuse?
Alec Smart (Student): A squared plus b squared equals c squared!
by chochang October 27, 2011
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C-stop

An acronym for: Completely Shaved Turned Out Pussy.
Matt: Dude, how did you make out with that nasty cougar last night?

Tim: Well, the bitch looked ok until i got her pants down.

Matt: Yeah, what was up?

Tim: She obviously squeezed out a couple of kids. Her c-stop looked like a package of shaved roast beef. Nassstay.
by Biggnnutts September 25, 2006
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M.C Saltine

1. Cracker
2. A white person that wants to be black.
3. A white person wearing Vick jersey or a Eagles cap.
by CrazyP April 2, 2007
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C Stat

College Station, TX; home of Texas A&M University, adjacent to Bryan, TX.
"Hey, when you heading back to C Stat?"
"I'm taking second summer session, so I'll be there in July."
by pappybake July 6, 2008
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c-spamming

\ sē,'spam-miŋ \ v. the practice used by advocacy organizations in which they ask their membership to email members of Congress or state legislators in an attempt to influence legislation and policy votes. Largely used by political organizations such as MoveOn and the National Rifle Association (NRA).

This action is mostly useless, as legislators are principally concerned with re-election and therefore only care about their own constituents' opinions, and as the emails are usually canned forms generated through websites and petition forms, it's difficult or impossible to determine which of the thousands or tens of or hundreds of thousands of received emails are actually from their own constituents.

Call or mail an old-fashioned snail mail letter if you want an opinion counted.

Legislators, on the other hand, love the opportunity to harvest the email addresses so that they may later spam the senders with with their own propaganda in a practice known as "constituent communication," which is better known as conning. The material sent is known as canned spam.
NRA Reichsmarschall Wayne LaPierre told his aids to mobilize his sheep in a c-spamming campaign, asking his mindless followers to email all members of Congress to defeat the gun safety legislation targeted at protecting elementary school children from massacre by assault rifles.
by Wonksemiologist October 12, 2013
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C-section strippers

A type of exotic dancer who works at a ratchet strip club and solely works there to support her kids. Includes, stretch marks, c-section scar, and greasy hair.
“Yo the strippers at st. Pete’s are totally c-section strippers. We’re not going there”
by Afford_focus January 6, 2023
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C-Suite Brain Damage

A condition that affects folks who become CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CSOs, and other kinds of C-Suite officers, where their skill levels in common, every day tasks (and sometimes their morality and empathy) become severely impaired, as the sudden rush of power, stress and sometimes crushing sense of responsibility (hahahahah, okay, just kidding, it's copious amounts of alcohol and drugs like cocaine) start damaging the parts of the brain involved in figuring out consequences and making estimates, because planning around consequences and making accurate estimates are for the little people and hoi polloi.
Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.
by tariqk December 11, 2018
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