board

A sinlge white male who inhabits in the same town for his whole life. He says he can drink 23 beer but he can only drink 5. His nights are spent with 8 guys drinking beer and bashing females. He lives on ICQ and does donuts in his computer chair.
His catch phrase is "Hands off my brownie!". He wear hats only on Saturdays.

Man that guy's hat is on backwards on a Saturday he is pulling a Board.

by Tristy Baby June 5, 2003

Boarding diarrhea

A very loose uncontrolled movement of the bowels whilst within the time period whose limits are defined by:
a) Handing your boarding pass to the gate agent
and;
b) Taking your seat on a commercial airliner.

"Well, I was just getting on Onur Air flight 711 to Dalaman when I suddenly had a huge spout of boarding diarrhea!"

by Sheeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnzzzzzz December 9, 2008

feet board

usually known as skateboard... but because of the fingerboards, evolving into a handboards, i think handboards will evolve into a feetboard where you can use your feet to play.

i'm a fucking feetboarder! what is a skateboard?

by curved shit August 13, 2003

boarding school

boarding school is a waste of time in some places but can be good i suppose. it depends on the school. (exeter is not great though!)

exampls of decent boarding schools: harrow, eton, st antony's leweston, rugby, oundle, downside, charterhouse, malborough, christ's hospital etc

by aurora m July 28, 2006

head bang board

A board that you show a person, and they magically run the fuck into it, causing severe head trauma.

"Tony pissed me off, so i showed him my fucking head bang board."

by krookedcrow September 7, 2008

cock-board

A cock board is when you stick a dildo on a skateboard.

"cock-boarding". Fucking the dildo while its on a skate board

Wanna sit on my cock-board ?

by tigwig April 26, 2011

VN boards

cool msg boards...i aer teh 1337 ho

Asheron's Call has 1337 /\/\5g boards son

by Tim March 26, 2004