russian bird bath

When a woman takes a shit on the toilet, while on her period, and a man goes down on her. The resulting splash from the turd hitting the bloody water bathes the man's face.

My girlfriend gets kinky while on the rag so I gave her a Russian Bird Bath.

by Valtrexx July 27, 2014

Irish bath

The masking of offensive body odor by spraying oneself heavily with cologne or perfume, due to lack of time to take a proper shower or bath.

"I was running late to work so I took an Irish bath".

by luckyfindz December 16, 2008

Dutch bath

A sponge bath. Usually given to bedridden hospital patients who can't get very wet.

The nurse gave me a Dutch bath.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

canadian maple bath

When you or your partner does not drink water for a long time period then showering you in pee as brown as maple syrup during. Noun

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Maple Bath

by SupermanFSF December 30, 2016

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Where you go to bed, take a bath, then dream about why you're bathing while you're asleep.

"He drowned in his sleep."
"How?"
"He went to bed, bath, and beyond."

by Victor Gray March 17, 2010

polish bubble bath

Also known as a Mexican bubble bath, farting into your bath to make bubbles.

I was sitting on the shitter talking to my girl when she let loose in the tub and made a Polish bubble bath

by T_B_J October 8, 2019

Bake n' Bathe

To smoke marijuana while taking a shower at the same time... Especially when u take a hot shower ur pores open up causing the smoke to get through them making u so high

Person 1:Dude i feel fresh and baked dawg

Person 2: Muthafuka did u just Bake n' bathe

by Pivotsid January 31, 2010