Burrito Shit

The ooze that comes out of an overfilled burrito when you bite it.

Man, all of your burrito shit could fill a second burrito!

by {FILO} May 6, 2015

burrito fest

A room or party full of dudes

Sarah: did you do to James party?
Scott: yea I left it was a burrito fest.

by gummy bear queen August 1, 2015

Burraby

When you buy a burrito that is so packed, so stuffed, so full stuff that when you unwrap it it looks like you gave birth to it.

Me: (unveils burrito) BEHOLD!! BURRITO
coworker 1: The fuck is that!?
Coworker 2: That aint no burrito that's a baby!
Me: It's a baby burrito! A burrito baby! A burraby!

by BlackCat574 March 13, 2016

burro effect

The mental and physical trauma that occurs to a person as a result of being a third wheel in a date between said third wheel's friend and date. Usually involving Burro and popcorn.

"Wren said she wanted popcorn, and when I got back she said she didn't even want popcorn, she just didn't want me to be here."
"Damn that, the burro effect. That got me dun fucked up."

by Rickydaeus March 17, 2016

Burrito Time

To eat several burritos with your friend Juan. It is nothing to be ashamed of. It is usually very fun.

"Netflix n' Chill?"
Nah, let's do burrito time cuz it's for starters.

by DeeperTac0 September 19, 2016

burritowang

When your dick smells like hot sauce after fucking a burrito

My eyes are wattering, do you have burritowang?

by Burritowang May 11, 2016

Burrito Illuminati

When someone is in a low rank in the illuminati they are classified as being a part of the "burrito illuminati". This is totally legit.

*Insert name here* is a part of the Burrito Illuminati.

by Apetnamedsteve November 30, 2016