heroes-tard

One who watches the hit NBC show "Heroes" yet knows next to nothing about it.

Or someone who wants to be cool and tries to pretend that they watch it and when asked who they like the most or what they think will happen next the don't know what to say.

Person A: "I think Adam Monroe is going to be Takezo Kensei, what do you think?"

Person B: "Who's Adam Monroe? I don't know who the other guy is either."

Person A: "They were just talking about them you r-tard!"

Person B: "Oh, were they really?"

Person A: "Dude, you're such a Heroes-tard."

heroes-tard by drigerfblader November 28, 2007

pop-tard 

Wildly influential pop celebrity with absolutely no intelligence. This is usually from the perspective of the parents of kids who listen to / emulate the tard in question.

I'm so glad that pop-tard Paris Hilton has dropped off the map. Now, if only we could do something about that Bieber kid...

pop-tard by alfalfa31 July 23, 2010

Vintage Tard

a vintage tard is an older person who is either mentaly unstable or very stupid.

ha ha look at that vintage tard
WHAT is that vintage tard doing!
get off my choad you vintage tard.

Vintage Tard by vintage tard October 22, 2004

g- tard- ed

just being fucked off by consuming too much G.H.BEE

Girl: you can't fuck me >>> You are G-TARD-ED.!!!>>>>yo your worth less

g- tard- ed by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005

(RE:)tard 

Stupid people who forget to delete the annoying (RE:)'s in a replied message.

Jessica's a lazy ass (RE:)tard!

(RE:)tard by Comton Ass Kelsey February 29, 2008

Couche Tard 

(Couche Tard is all over Quebec...don't forget the rest of us!)

Dude, lets take a trip across the bridge to the Couche Tard and pick up a two-four!

Couche Tard by brydeoh April 10, 2005

/b/tard 

1:A white, adult, male, virgin usually suffering from some form of autism

2:One who pretends to be a hacker, although they're only capable of DDOS attacks on websites through sheer numbers, and occasionally defacing a myspace page.

True hackers crave recognition, after all.

3:One who hides behind anonymity so as not to be exposed for the sad, lonely, obese, gollum-like creature they truly are.

Def 1

Dude: "why doesn't he ever make eye contact?

Dude 2:"he must be a /b/tard."

Def 2

"gb2/b/ n00b!"

Def 3

"without /b/ i'd never experience any social interaction, thanks 4chan!"

/b/tard by HeroicNigra March 26, 2008