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Zoom Dick

(verb) -ing Showing your privates over a Zoom call
(noun) Someone who shows his privates over a Zoom call
Jeffrey Toobin is a Zoom Dick by Zoom Dicking.
by SocMnky October 19, 2020
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zoomed out

1. A malleable term commonly used to describe a type of psychedelic trip, a deep meditative state, an out-of-body experience.

2. A ‘higher’ perspective; a holistic perspective.

3. Something that is out-of-this-world, outlandish, far out, trippy.

4. A psychedelic and cannabis centered clothing brand—ZOOMDOUT.
DMT zoomed me out like I’ve never zoomed out before. Three minutes into the trip I was looking at the INFINIVERSE; the ultimate web, full of interconnected dust particle-sized universes. I’m not even sure that I zoomed back into the same body!

Lucy finally told me the story about her near death experience. It’s so nuts. She says her soul literally zoomed out of her body as she began to die. Then she watched the entire car accident scene happen from up above.

Yo dude, I smoked about a joint of every Sativa strain in Amsterdamn at last year’s Cannabis Cup. I’ve never been that zoomed out in my life. I was seeing shit happen from space!

Wow. That’s a zoomed out Shpongle album if I’ve ever heard one.

“Eat nothin’ but mushrooms and drink pure liquid acid, I’m ZOOMD-the-fuck-OUT!” – Lush One (ZOOMDOUT shout out)
by ZOOMDOUT November 24, 2009
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Neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie

a nerd, dork, geek, spaz, dweeb, wonk
The Breakfast Club
BENDER: Dork...
BRIAN: Yeah?
BENDER: You are a parent's wet dream, okay?
BRIAN: Well that's a problem!
BENDER: Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kinda clothes. But face it, you're a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie!
by Nerd Alert December 27, 2005
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Zoomcrasher

Somebody who obtains a link to a Zoom meeting or social gathering who attends despite not knowing anybody involved. Analogous to a party crasher.
Who is that guy? Reckon its a zoomcrasher.
by OzymandiasTheGreat March 27, 2020
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Zoomballs

Where people are phony tough talking crap because they are not in the same room as you and could easy forget that you are on the video conference..
She had Zoomballs talking about a co-worker in 3rd person on our video conference.
by Qcrazy April 8, 2020
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Zoom University

Refers to the online school system that started during COVID-19, which mostly took place on the Zoom video conferencing platform.
I can't wait til this zoom university shit is over!
by Noemi Sea June 5, 2020
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Zoom Warrior

As a direct consequence of the COVID pandemic, the iconic trade-show driven Road Warrior salesman has been transformed into a mere digital shadow of its former presence.
You goin' to the Consumer Electronics Show, HIMSS Conference or BrewEXPO this year?
Kinda. Everything is on-line, I guess this year I'm Zoom Warrior.
by YAWA September 5, 2020
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