zokeedokie

a wierd ass name for the coolest girl in the world who shouldnt live in ny so she can be with me cus shes the BOMB

zokeedokie, how wierd, an ugly name for a hot girl

by spencer October 2, 2004

Zoner

The term for the condition caused by one's zipper curling to look like a boner. Can occur by a fly zipper or a sweatshirt zipper.

You got a banana in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?
Shut up, it's just a zoner.

by Zhoom45 December 26, 2010

zoner

one who spends entirely too much time on the computer, posts silly things on message boards and is usualy a deadhead,sometimes theese people sit in a chatroom that nobody else is in while they post things on the discussion boards

phil lesh fans www.philzone.com is the best example of this behaviour and if you look up zippying, zippy is one of our more famous "zoners"

by patrice December 13, 2004

zoerdo

combining the words Zoe + Weirdo. Usually a girl called zoe who is very weird and also very horny.

"Hey who's that horny girl over there? She's been humping everyone tonight."
"Yeah she's a complete Zoerdo."
"Tell me about it."

by Thomas Gibson February 19, 2008

Zoken

A type of person who thinks your an asshole and and will say sorry but still says your an asshole to poeple, and jelous of you because you have something he dosn't.

Also has a life time pass to Comic-con.

Leon: You think im a bad person cause i see someone over the net?

Zack: Oh i'm sorry. can we be friends.

Leon: No. your a zoken!

by ReDexe August 8, 2006

Zoner

Combination of zipper and boner
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely

Satchel: woah you look like you have a total woody right now, your bulge is pultruding
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner

by JohnPhillipDonners January 23, 2009

zonkered

very drunk to the point of black-out

That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off!

by Simon Eustice November 5, 2005