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Zoidberging

When a male has a threesome with two women, and during the act of foreplay inserts each of his thumbs into a respective vagina, and all four fingers of each hand into the corresponding butt hole. He then lifts the women into the air, scuttles back and forth, pinches his hand open and close like a crab, and yells "whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!"
Dude, I was totally Zoidberging those two chicks from the bar last night when I shit my pants.
by 3LM0 March 16, 2012
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zoid

n. Alternate slang for nerd. Can be an insult or compliment depending on its context and the speaker's intent.
"Man, I am such a zoid!"
by KingShit November 20, 2003
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Zoid

An individual who spends hours upon hours playing video games.

An individual who is very talented playing video games.
An individual who is very knowledgeable/talented at a certain activity.
John has been playing Zelda for 8 consecutive hours, he is a zoid.
You beat the game in 2 hours, you are a zoid!
You zoid! How did you learn how to play air hockey so well?
Bill, would you like to zoid with me?
I will meet you there in an hour Katie, I am currently zoiding.
by Eldorado1 November 17, 2009
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zoidis

A bogey that has broken free from the nostril and become stuck to the occupant of said bogey's face, which he or she is completely oblivious to.

The fun comes when you decide not to tell them that they have a zoidis.
"Oh fuck, mate, you've got a zoidis!"

"Shit, cheers man"
by jonmaxspatz June 13, 2007
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zoid

A Bust Down; one who has sex with multiple partners without hesitation: one who is always ready to get down with the team.
Her Zoid-ass has 7 boyfriends and 3 baby daddies.
by peanut jenkins October 21, 2003
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ZAIDS

Zombie Aids.
Similar to the unfortunate disease, Acquired Immuno-Diffiency Syndrome, however it comes from Zombies. Which sucks.
Guy 1: So I was walking, man, and this zombie came up and totally just decked the crap out of me. I woke up in the hospital and heard I got ZAIDS.
Guy 2: That's so not sexcellent, man.
by Cerealkiller290 April 30, 2009
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zoidberg

When you're eating Ramen noodles after blowing on them to cool them off. Once you get tehm half in your mouth you realise that the bottom of the noodles is still far too hot so you leave them dangling from your mouth.
by Brian Gaylor February 13, 2006
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