An ugly fugly turd. Does not brush his teeth. Overdoses on cologne. Thinks he is better than he really is at football. Super skinny bean pole. Gets a crappy haircut about every month. Has a little brother that can fuck him up. Overuses the word "bruh" wayyy too much.
by urwerstenemy January 26, 2015
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1. The best person ever.
2. Usually hot, and loves attention.
3. Tall and has pretty eyes.
4. Most of the time he is clueless and doesn't know you are crushing on him.
5. When in a relationship he will look/flirt with other girls.
6. Athletic, (plays soccer, football, or baseball)
7. Not exactly smart, but isn't stupid.
8. Usually dates/likes athletic, pretty, and brunette girls.
9. Easily persuaded by his friends.
10. Has a large range of music.
11. Lovable, cute, and sometimes shy.
12. Steals a lot of girls hearts, and breaks them, plus his own heart.
2. Usually hot, and loves attention.
3. Tall and has pretty eyes.
4. Most of the time he is clueless and doesn't know you are crushing on him.
5. When in a relationship he will look/flirt with other girls.
6. Athletic, (plays soccer, football, or baseball)
7. Not exactly smart, but isn't stupid.
8. Usually dates/likes athletic, pretty, and brunette girls.
9. Easily persuaded by his friends.
10. Has a large range of music.
11. Lovable, cute, and sometimes shy.
12. Steals a lot of girls hearts, and breaks them, plus his own heart.
by klovesz May 9, 2010
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by milk_n_cookiez February 3, 2010
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