New Year's Fap

The act of masturbating seconds before the new year, and ejaculating right as the clock strikes twelve, starting the new year off perfectly.

Bob: "Dude, the new year is in 5 minutes."

Joe: "Get the tissues". "It's time for the New Year's fap."

by inconspicuous December 31, 2013

year 9

Pretty much slag development year, the year where the innocent ones turn into sluts. Barely anyone leaves with their virginity , abit like Ibiza but less exciting.

Matt: have you seen Helen, she's such a slag!

Megan: yup, she must have experienced year 9

by Scotlandforlife March 20, 2017

89 years old

An age at which the head doctor definitely cannot be

I know I sound like a broken record, but... 89 years old?

by Mamezuku "89 years old?!" Rai May 13, 2019

The 2 year rule

Rule: A partner (usually boy) may have a relationship with another partner (usually girl) as long as the other partner (girl) is 2 years
or less younger. May not always apply to those 18 and older

If I'm 16, the 2 year rule allows me to date some one of at least 14 years old

by juanrave13 January 4, 2015

Every prime day of the year

Every prime day of the year is National Girls Always Say Yes (sorry girls)

every prime day of the year

by AmNow December 3, 2020

Lesbian yearning

Is when a lesbian craves a girl so deeply that she would do anything for her

Ex: Ellie Chu is lesbian yearning for Aster Flores
Go watch #TheHalfOfIt on netflix

by Redchaoxx May 1, 2020

There's always next year

The Cleveland Browns Fan Motto. Typically used in abundance after week three.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the Browns get beat by the Buccaneers?

Browns fan: Yep, there's always next year.

by Brownsfan4life March 29, 2012