yahtzee

A sexual move where a man ejaculates in his hand, shakes his clenched fist, and then throws it in his partners face yelling, "Yahtzee!"

Man: "Oh shit, I'm gonna blow!"
Woman: "Shoot it al over me!"
Man ejaculates in his hands and shakes it like he is going to roll some dice and then throws it in the woman's face.
Man: "Yahtzee...Take that bitch, Im outa here, loose 10 pounds and then call me."

by Yesty September 25, 2007

Yahtzeeday

Every wednesday when Yahtzee Ben Croshaw's latest game review on escapistmagazine.com is released.

Person 1: dude, it's Yahtzeeday
Person 2: yeah, I know
Person 1: it's almost noon
person 2: HOLY SHIT WE BETTER GET TO A COMPUTER TO WATCH THE LATEST YAHTZEE REVIEW!

by Gordon Gobblecoque March 19, 2008

Yahir

A good friend with a great personality and funny when sober, but after a couple of drinks he turns into an asshole that you cant stand to be around. Starts making out with anyone, which means you have a chance!

Your acting like Yahir.....Stupid

by Jew_Bear June 20, 2010

yahtzee

exclamation, to be declared when something extremely serendipitous has occured without priory warning.

Dave: Dude, Angelina Jolie came round to my house last night and sucked me off, and then we wacthed a repeat of night rider on the TV - with David Hasselhoff
Steve: YAHTZEE!

by the hoff July 19, 2005

yahtzee

Performed when one is having sex with a girl. Before the male is about to ejaculate he pulls out and blows his load on his hand. Then proceeds to slap the girl in the face with said hand and yell "Yahtzee!"

Yo Opar Alexis came over last night, I Yahtzee'd her so good
Wow Sherry Palmer is such a bitch, David Palmer needs to Yahtzee her.

by Tony Almeida September 1, 2008

yahtzee

The act of coming after you masturbate/ receive a hand job.

Bill: Dude, what did you do last night? I heard weird noises coming from your room.

Steve: *shakes fist furiously then opens hand as if rolling dice* YAHTZEE!!!

by RedHotSgtPeppers October 31, 2009

Yahtzee

When a girl is attractive and you want to have sex with her you roll your hands if you are tossing dice and say "Yahtzee" with slight emphasis.OR If you know you are about to get laid, you simply say to your friends while rolling the dice "Yahtzee"

A fine girl walks by you roll and say "Yahtzee" Or As you leave the room with a girl ...roll and say "Yahtzee" to all your buddies.

by School-bus-bus December 23, 2007