a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate
by Cristos April 26, 2006

by TastesLikeDeadBaby June 16, 2005

by Jeffry Josephat December 28, 2005

by perepee April 9, 2022

by Andrew lafrance February 3, 2022

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.
by Jack Lumbar January 19, 2014

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.
by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018
