You don't want that one...it's wonkerjawed.
Look at that wonkerjawed boy. He sure is gotch eyed!
His facts were a little wonkerjawed.
Look at that wonkerjawed boy. He sure is gotch eyed!
His facts were a little wonkerjawed.
by Christin C April 28, 2008
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Originated in Schertz, a small city beside San Antonio.
Originated in Schertz, a small city beside San Antonio.
Hey, Kirkie-workie, how are you?
by Chezlin April 12, 2004
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Describing a woman from interior/northern Alaska who lets all of her hair grow out and often has impaired bathing skills.
"Did you meet any chicks at the bar last night?"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"
by CapnGrumpy October 4, 2005
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Whilst receiving bukkake from several individuals the subject is treated, usually forced, to several handfuls of shaved pubic hair shoved into the subjects mouth. The subject in most cases will begin to dry-heave until the semen-ball-of-pubes is dislodged from their throat, similar to a cat hacking up a hairball.
Whilst receiving bukkake from several individuals the subject is treated, usually forced, to several handfuls of shaved pubic hair shoved into the subjects mouth. The subject in most cases will begin to dry-heave until the semen-ball-of-pubes is dislodged from their throat, similar to a cat hacking up a hairball.
When the bukkake had commenced, Jill hacked up a mean wookie hairball after the football team shoved their shaved pubes down her throat.
When she coughed it looked like it was snowing pubes in the locker room.
When she coughed it looked like it was snowing pubes in the locker room.
by MyExWife February 24, 2010
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Luke-"But how do you know that, Darth?"
Darth-"I read about it on wookiepedia!"
Luke-"But how do you know that, Darth?"
Darth-"I read about it on wookiepedia!"
by Alaskangal123 January 4, 2007
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Barry: Frank...I'M SERIOUS....DO NOT TURN AROUND -
Frank: Why? (Frank turns around)What's going on?
Barry: Rickeeeeeeeeee - er, I mean FRAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
Frank: Barry. Give me that hash. Now. Hand it over. That's Rhonda, the wookie dyke. She's mostly harmless unless you get too close with food or another lesbian. Then you'd better watch out. She'll eat your arm.
Barry: Yeah, I noticed that huge scar on your...
Frank: Nevermind. Just stop being such a spaz and relax. And what was up with that "Rickeeeee" thing? That is seriously the last time I smoke hash with you. Jesus.
Frank: Why? (Frank turns around)What's going on?
Barry: Rickeeeeeeeeee - er, I mean FRAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
Frank: Barry. Give me that hash. Now. Hand it over. That's Rhonda, the wookie dyke. She's mostly harmless unless you get too close with food or another lesbian. Then you'd better watch out. She'll eat your arm.
Barry: Yeah, I noticed that huge scar on your...
Frank: Nevermind. Just stop being such a spaz and relax. And what was up with that "Rickeeeee" thing? That is seriously the last time I smoke hash with you. Jesus.
by Pollup January 14, 2008
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