wobbly warhead 

a slang way to refer to a mans penis.

dude, check your shorts. i definitly just saw your wobbly warhead.

wobbly warhead by Kev Nice April 27, 2006

wobbly pop 

any bottled alcoholic beverage that knocks you on your ass.

I drink enough wobbly pops and anybody looks good.

wobbly pop by Eden January 24, 2004

Wobbly Hole 

A tweeker chick that hangs around for a while, and then will inevitably go and tweek somewhere else. Also, wobbly holes are numbered, ie. wobbly hole number one, wobbly hole number two, etc. depending on the order that they show up. Wobbly holes also keep their designated number throughout their tweeker existence, so once wobbly hole number 3 is named number 3, even if she is the first to appear on a different night, she still is wobbly hole number three, not number one.

Here comes wobbly hole number 7, shes gonna suck your balls for a fifty sack.

Wobbly Hole by the pupster September 17, 2007

wobbly torture 

When your boss (ususaly an old man)comes upto you and wobbels your breasts or your bottom and says im giving your the wobbly torture.

Oh god not again hes wobbling my boobs and thinks its funny giving me the wobbly torture.

wobbly torture by spunk chops February 25, 2009

Wobbly A 

No No No No, I am sorry but you are both mistaken. A Wobbly A is created when 2 men hold up a girl who's belly is facing the ceiling so her back is parallel with the ground. The girl's legs are straddled around one man's hips and her arms are holdin on to the other's legs. While one man enters her vajeen, the other dip sticks into her mouth. So when both men are thrusting, the capital letter A is created, but it so happens to be wobbly as shit.

Adam: "dude, we Wobbly A'ed the fuck outa that chick last night"
Lou: "Wobbly A's all day!"

or

John: is that girl getting spit roasted, in an inverse Eiffel Tower?
Lou: yea its called a Wobbly A bro.

Wobbly A by Skerry Skervanster September 29, 2009

wobbly spunk bomb 

Ricky Gervais's description of a sperm-filled panda bear. Could be used to describe... republicans? NASCAR fans?

"Like a wobbly spunk bomb... she's gonna fucking blow!"

wobbly spunk bomb by pdad77 May 16, 2008

wobbly sausage 

those enchanting times when a guy can get it up just long enough for it to go flaccid inside of you; also fondly referred to as whiskey dick.

George: Hey, man, you getting some tonight?
Hermione: Unfortunately he's had a bit too much to drink tonight so I'm afraid I'll be riding the wobbly sausage.
Ron: No man! I could go forever!

wobbly sausage by askmenomorequestions May 11, 2015