5 definitions by spunk chops
When a woman who hasnt trimmed her lady garden since puberty, and when she drops down her knickers an afro appears around her pussy.It usually takes an hour to wade through all the hair to find her pussy.
Hey hunni isnt it about time to trim your lady garden i mean when i took of your knickers last night it was like looking at a blackman with and afro from the 70's.not good having an afro fanny!!
by spunk chops March 17, 2009
A girl who can stand on top of a building and take her knickers off and her piss flaps engulf the entire building when they unroll.
Oh my god whats that comming down the eifel tower, its none other than flapzilla run for your life!!!
by spunk chops March 17, 2009
A woman with a pussy so big that every time she sits down the whole chair dissapears up her chuff never to be seen again. It is said thats whats happened to the titanic as a 1000 men went down on her.
by spunk chops March 2, 2009
a woman who's fanny resembals an octopus and engulfs all around her,its tentacels or overly large fanny lips can be said to even undo jars and drag ships and seaman into her salty gusset.
Hey alan i hear you went down on the octopus and survived her salty gusset,yeah but her tentacels stole my hair and i came up smelling of seaman.
by spunk chops December 13, 2009
When your boss (ususaly an old man)comes upto you and wobbels your breasts or your bottom and says im giving your the wobbly torture.
by spunk chops February 25, 2009