Wine aunt

An aunt with little to no interest in having children. Has much more interest in having a free and carefree life than the responsibilities of a family.

No I don’t think Miranda’s the mom friend I think she has wine aunt energy

by Haveyoutriedturningitoffandon May 22, 2021

Wifely

(n) A totally fierce married woman with a huge fan club of gay men. Generally a wifely will have great skills in empathy, compassion, and can joke or cast shade with the best queens.

I don't care how cool you think you are gurl, you don't have anything on a proper wifely.

by Stellar One May 7, 2010

Wine Pong

To play a variation of a popular beer drinking game but with wine, because everyone loves wine.

Made popular by Dick.

Brah, we're gonna play Wine Pong. We're gonna get classy tonight.

by theDick. February 21, 2011

Wine Vagine

The female equivalent to "whiskey dick."

Damn, I went down on that chick for an hour before she got off -- that must have been some serious wine vagine.

by sosarasaidbbb December 2, 2009

Winehousing

The act of singing Amy Winehouse songs sadly all alone when trying to mend a broken heart and empower oneself.

Anna: I feel bad the Tom dumped Mary!
Tasha: ME too! She has been sitting in her living room at the piano winehousing for a week,

by DWBB June 7, 2013

wine goggles

Similar to beer goggles (which makes unattractive women attractive due to drinking beer), wine goggles make pretentious, ugly art attractive. This is why wine is almost always served at art shows and gallery openings.

Brad: "Buffy, why is this hideous thing hanging on the wall?!?"

Buffy: "I bought it at Harriet's gallery opening this weekend. I drank too way too much wine. It looked better last night."

Brad: "You had wine goggles on."

by Bubba Gunoush August 13, 2013

Detroit wine

Wine served with ice cubes.

We couldn't wait for the jug of wine to chill, so we just made some Detroit wine instead.

by meghanml April 18, 2010