Lazy Windshield Wiper

When your balls are too heavy to do a full helicopter rotation with your dick, so your penis just flops over in a half circle- much like a sad, lazy windshield wiper.

Tyler tried to cheer me up, so he whipped out the lazy windshield wiper.

by Butter Razor April 22, 2019

Mississippi Windshield Wiper

When doing a girl doggystyle you pick one leg up up then reach under and rub her clit like a windshield wiper on full power.

I tried the Mississippi Windshield Wiper out on my ol lady last night and caught a leg cramp after and we both had to rehydrate for a few hours

by Coondog000 April 29, 2021

Windshield Wiper

A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.

Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!

Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.

by a-baby, kezzurp, s-money October 13, 2010

windshield wiper

Noun; The term used for taking one's dick and rubbing it back and forth on another's forehead.

Used in a sentence: Last night I managed to give that slut the windshield wiper when she wasn't looking.

by Jholiday, Bell-dini November 13, 2013

[windshield wiper]

When the girl sucks your dick you then ejaculate on her face and then use your dick to wipe it all of.

windshield wiper..

by aylibar12 December 17, 2008

Windshield Wiper

When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.

Dude, tom and suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.

by Logan Bishop January 11, 2009

windshield

Windshield can mean two different things. The common usage for using windshield is on a front window of a car.
The second common usage for windshield is whether. The speed of wind, which is used on the news. I am sure you've heard.

Your car's windshield needs new windshield wipers.

The windshield today is 5 mph.

by #Let's Get Lost Someday September 5, 2016