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by Writing the truth December 9, 2011
Get the Whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake mug.A manoeuvre exclusively applied to older, typically menopausal women, to “Chase the Widow” is to furiously stimulate the elderly woman’s erogenous zones in the (often futile) attempt to moisten it for penetrative purposes.
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Person B: “It didn’t. Spent so much of my evening Chasing the Widow that I thought my fucking fingers would fall off”.
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"Will you and your husband be attending (insert important celebratory event)"?
"During hockey season? As a sports widow, I'll be attending solo."
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