fetty wapped

when strange and/or unknown circumstances make you go blind from one eye or disable you from opening it for a short period of time

So yesterday ai was jacking off and the jizz shot went right into my eye,dude i was fucking fetty wapped

by SoleNigger29 June 4, 2016

Dumpling Wrapper

Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.

I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.

It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.

I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2021

Texas bowl wrapper

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..

Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.

by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015

Wappler Bomb

A mixed alcoholic beverage. Essentially a Yager shot dropped into a glass of Vodka. The drink, known to cause severe blackouts, is consumed as a statement of solidarity among young men as part of a late night debauchery session. J. Wappler is credited for inventing and popularizing the drink in Chicago among young professionals. Due to its strength, being offered to take a Wappler Bomb is a sign of ultimate respect for one’s drinking ability.

- Dude, I blacked out last night. can't remember a thing
- Why? Had a Wappler Bomb?

by MoGreen January 23, 2009

Penguin-wrapper philosophy

Philisophical phrases that everyone knows and groans whenever they hear it. Much like the jokes on penguin wrappers.

Of The Matrix: Reloaded: "Random Bible references and penguin-wrapper philosophy do not a good movie make."

by shen-an-doah October 21, 2003

same shit different wrapper

This Phrase is to describe when someone tries to scam others and pitches the same basic idea, but alters it to make the victim seem special.

In high school i used this photography scam on all the jocks by selling them the same shit different wrapper

by David Atkins February 18, 2009

candy wrapper

Another term for condom.

The candy is your dick, and the wrapper is the condom.

Candy+wrapper = Candy wrapper!

Person 1: Dude, where did you get that candy wrapper?
Person 2: They have 'em at the gas station down the road.

by DJ M&'M July 30, 2008