Wanker

Noun. British and Australian slang (vulgar). Singular form of wankers.
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser and jerk-off.
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.

What a wanker!
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.

by Evie, let your hair hang down... November 3, 2006

wankerism

political bullshit in the workplace..... cowardliness in challenging anyone or thing with power or influence !!

''you can say that at work . we know its corporate wankerism but you'll get into trouble if you speak your mind like that''

by ozwald cobblepot February 18, 2015

Wanker

A person who masturbates excessively

that wanker got arrested for masturbating in the public bathroom

by Phairman Buckets November 30, 2016

Wanker

Someone who acts like a idiot like someone who's drunk

1.when he's drunk he looks like a complete wanker
2.you look like a wanker when you dance

3. Stop acting like a wanker

by le meilleur December 16, 2016

Wanker

A person (mostly men) who enjoys and partakes in many masturbation sessions, or "wanking".
Also used in the same sense as "asshole" or "bellend" and can mean a loser

oh look at his hair, what a wanker

by bigwangman November 9, 2015

Wankering

When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.

Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub

by DeepFeelings January 31, 2016

Wanker

A pretty boy who always takes Instagram selfies with his shirt off.

Every time I go on facebook I always see selfies by that guy, he looks like a right bloody wanker

by Muppetguy123 March 15, 2019