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Wanker

Noun. British and Australian slang (vulgar). Singular form of wankers.
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser and jerk-off.
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.
What a wanker!
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.
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Wanker

The type of person to make plans with you and your friends but instead of meeting up at the arranged time they will happen to chance open someone in a different fucking then you and proceed to spend around an hour with them making you wait for two hours due to their incompetence and faggotry. They will then make you late to see another friend in a sports match and you only watch them lose.
"Did you hear about what Stephen did the other day"
"Yeah he left his friends for some others people"
"What a fucking wanker with a squarehead"
by YellowEyes73 December 13, 2021
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Wankering

When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.
Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub
by DeepFeelings January 31, 2016
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Wanker

A Scottish phrase meaning to play with your cock or vagina. Or just to give pleasure!
1) I actually fucking hate you, you wanker!
2) How big of a wanker are you?
by ChildishCheetah June 21, 2018
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Wankeritis

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker
Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis
by EvieGrave May 26, 2016
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Wanker

A wanker is when Liverpool fans get cunt punted into their moms vagina
This Liverpool fan is a wanker and deserves to get cunt punted into their moms vagina
by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 15, 2020
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WANKER

A PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU HAVING A SHITTY DAY DELIBERITLY TRIES TO RUIN IT
ME:I am having the worst day.

Person:Who gives a shit.

Me:You fucking wanker
by stonks meme money nd more chic October 14, 2020
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