WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)

A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.

“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out”

by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021

WAF

“Woke As Fuck”

Wow, that Matt Sheehan is WAF (alt. WAD woke ass dude)

by Av1227 June 2, 2018

WAF

Wet ass fart

Holly couldn't go to work because she had a waf

by DJB_251 May 11, 2021

waf

Father? What’s that? What’s a father? Hehe.. 💔🔪

VisualTFX (Interviewer): Do you have any relationship with your father?
X: what’s that?
X: WAF?
X: Hehe… 💔

by VisualTFX February 4, 2025

waf

A form of saying wtf or what, with a non-serious or silly connotation.

Person 1: Why do you want to go to jail
Person 2: To atone for my crimes
Person 1: waf
Person 2: I have done things

Person 1: waf did you do
Person 2: Stoled.

by Whale Shark Is mentally okay April 10, 2024

WAF

What A friend
What a fucker

Yo this dude not be supportin me and my friend
Yeah WAF that dude is

by Daeshan December 3, 2018

WAF

Acronym for "Wet Ass Food", a type of fresh food cats normally crave for.

- Damn! I totally forgot today's my cat Shawnie's birthday!

- No worries. Get him some WAF and he'll be fine...

"Got some whiskas in the pot, that's a Wet Ass Food" - Kitty B

by rodrisponja December 27, 2022