The act of inserting the bottom ends of multiple bananas, usually at least 4, into the rectum and having the other ends point outward as to make a vortexical opening into the anus; bananas can sometimes be frozen
by TheMoeyJaxter March 23, 2015
-An over dramatised male orgasm
"I was sat jackin' it over some hot biatch when I had the most explosive Penile Vortex of my life!!!"
by Loora May 08, 2007
That act of performing fellatio with an ice in one's mouth and swallowing the semen and whole ice cube in one go.
So last night, Wendy came over and she tried to do a polar vortex but she sneezed and it came out her nose.
by Jack_Fox_11 January 08, 2014
when the mouth of one person is placed around the butthole region of another and the poop is forcefully sucked out. once the poop is thoroughly in place in the mouth the feces is then swooshed around till it is liquidy and then swallowed in a vortex fashion.
person1: boy I gotta poop but don't feel like pushing.
person2: don't sweat it bro I'll give Hershey vortex!
person1: golly am I lucky to have a pal like you! (while pulling down pants and under pants)
person2: mutual feelings buddy. (while placing mouth around pooper and sucking out feces and then swooshing it inbetween the teeth in order to get the poop as refined as possible and then swallowing in a vortex fashion)
person2: don't sweat it bro I'll give Hershey vortex!
person1: golly am I lucky to have a pal like you! (while pulling down pants and under pants)
person2: mutual feelings buddy. (while placing mouth around pooper and sucking out feces and then swooshing it inbetween the teeth in order to get the poop as refined as possible and then swallowing in a vortex fashion)
by momma crazy August 30, 2009
The trailing vortex, also known, smewhat erroneously, as the 'wingtip vortex', is created due to the pressure differentials between the upper and lower sides of an aircraft wing. The resultant vorticity 'coils up' to form distinct trailin vortices, trailing from the wingtips. The assumption of perfect line-vortex systems from the wingtips is inherent in the horseshoe vortex model.
The trailing vortex was visible in the air.
by victorhadin December 08, 2003
When a woman's vag eats part of their pants, only you wish that it hadn't. May also be used to describe butt cleavage.
Matt was scouting out some vortexes, suddenly he saw five vortexes of doom out of the corner of his eye. He feared for his eyesight so he left as quickly as he could while still drawing no attention to himself. He remembered what he had been told about these kinds of vortexes. "Alone, a vortex of doom is very weak, but when many attack you at once, they can be very dangerous. The problem is that when you try to look away, you end up looking at another one. It would be similar to burning you hand on something hot, but when you pull away you impale you hand on a rusty nail."
by Dr. Quantum Infinity January 10, 2010
The suspension of time when you are on facebook. You may think you've been on for 5 minutes, but when you look at the clock you realize it's been 2 hours. You've been sucked into the facebook vortex.
Sorry I didn't call you- I got on facebook at 8, and got sucked into the facebook vortex! Next thing I knew it was 11!
I haven't heard from her in days, but I've seen a lot of her posts- she must have been sucked into the facebook vortex!
I haven't heard from her in days, but I've seen a lot of her posts- she must have been sucked into the facebook vortex!
by catuzcat May 17, 2010