Awful skate company. Ever "hip" teen today wears Vans because they want to look like a skater. See Etnies.
by Cat who shat May 31, 2004
by Livewire October 10, 2005
Actually, vans are a lot cheaper than Reebok or Nike. They are also made of cheaper materials and worn bu the un-exoteric social outcasts.
I wouldn't wear vans even if you payed me to. I'll stick with my Reebok Classics, thank-you very much.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
Vans the logo is spelled as if it’s a square root symbol with the abbreviation “ANS” in it. We usuallly think of “ANS” as answer.
The answer to life for most people is God and what do we associate with god? Jesus. So what does that mean you may ask.. Well now we have the square root of Jesus. Square root means to split in half, so that means it turns into Je Sus. Je in Spanish usually means he.. so He sus. Jesus is sus.
The answer to life for most people is God and what do we associate with god? Jesus. So what does that mean you may ask.. Well now we have the square root of Jesus. Square root means to split in half, so that means it turns into Je Sus. Je in Spanish usually means he.. so He sus. Jesus is sus.
by thatsmynamedontwearitout7 March 02, 2019
The stupidest brand of shoe ever invented! Only people that have no sense of fashion wear these. They are also Timko lovers! They are usually men who like big cocks!
by Paco456 March 23, 2006
"Those vans are decked out with 22" rims and doggie tails"
"Vans are wider than the smile on my face when I laugh at people who wear them"
"Vans are wider than the smile on my face when I laugh at people who wear them"
by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004
He is the most coolest person ever! He is so awesome and boss. When people mention the word 'VAN' it remind them of someone who is so septic and unique with his words. Van is a LIVING LEGEND and the best wrestler. EVEN BETTER than the RKO!!!!! Who ever reads this, you are blessed your whole life. Take your time and worship VAN. Did I mention he is HANDSOMe!!!!
Wow he is a Van
by Hhssssoowaoaa June 05, 2015