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Vaginal Valance

A short skirt which only just covers the genetalia. Often somewhat frilled, in contrast to the less elaborate pussy pelmet.
Lucinda was sure to get Roy's attention in her new vaginal valance
by welmsley April 3, 2011
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Vaginal Salt

A fine salt that is obtained by extracting any form of discharge from you friend/partner's vagina, letting it dry and grinding it up into a fine powder.

This powder can then be snorted or added onto food as a seasoning.
I snorted my girlfriend's vaginal salt the other day, I think it took our relationship to the next level.
by SaltierBoi July 31, 2019
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bad vaginal management

a term used to describe a woman who can't decipher what men she should or shouldn't be having sex with. You will often hear women who have bad vaginal management complaining about their kids father's. Often referring to them as deadbeats, losers, etc.
Oh, her baby's daddy won't pay child support? You can't blame anyone but her and her bad vaginal management.
by HassThaGod December 28, 2014
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vaginal lobster

When a female vagina has become too dirty for crabs, they get lobsters.
Adams mom got vaginal lobsters after deciding not to douche herself last month.
by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007
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vaginal politics

Vaginal politics refers to the workplace interaction with women, especially when the boss, or supervisor, is a woman. There is no gender bias in this definition, as vaginal politics effect both women and men. Often, vaginal politics involves latent sexual desires, with many hidden meanings and double entendres.
1. The organization was great to work for, the eventually the vaginal politics got to be too much after they replaced my old boss with a female.

2. My job has gotten much easier now that I'm fucking my boss. He never has me do any of the scut work.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
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vaginal farts

A sudden burst of air emitted via vaginal area due to excess internal pressure. Usually created via the male penis thrusting in and our of a vagina or other object inserted.
During intense love making, my female partner, blew a series vaginal farts...not unlike a balloon being filled with air and let go.
by VaginalVal August 19, 2018
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Wet Vagilly

Similar to a wet willy except that instead of licking your finger to get it wet, you stick it in a woman's vagina to get your finger lubricated. Then you stick your finger in her ear like a wet willy.
I was rolling around naked with my girlfriend, and then all of a sudden she said she didn't feel like having sex. I was pissed, so I stuck my finger in her coochie and quickly gave her a wet vagilly to teach her a lesson.
by The Green Hornet October 27, 2008
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