violent haircut

1.A very bad and emotionally scarring haircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father after waking said father by accident after he just worked an 18 hour shift at the asbestos factory

2.A very bad and emotionally scarringhaircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father the night before school pictures are taken

1. "What the hell are you doing??? I'm trying to sleep! Go get the scissors!"

2. "So you want a haircut for school pictures?? I'll give you a haircut! Pat, get me the scissors!"

15 years later in therapy: So your father gave you a violent haircut... how does that make you feel?

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

Violent Tom

Probably originated from Haverhill. Refers to an unneccessary violent act and person. We question where Tom's violence was first shown - scientists believe that it was in the English computers when he smacked the Big Gay Bear (also in the dictionary) in the face - subsequently, the bear mauled violent Tom to the ground.

Tom hits someone - "AAAAhhhh, Tom, ur so violent!"

by Tom, the original - "violent Tom" January 28, 2005

violent j

the other of the rap duo ICP, accompanied by SHAGGY 2 DOPE

by Sean September 18, 2003

Violent Diarrhea

Anal eruption that somehow resembles tubgirl. Usually tasty on a Bun with some Tomatoes, Lettuce, and Olives.
Also expresses MAJOR anger towards something, usually an inanimate object. Also known as VD.

Man 1: Hey, Dude! Have you seen tubgirl before??
Man 2: Is she the girl that had that one heck of a violent diarrhea expell from her anal cavity?
Man 1: Yepp! Thats her!

by Rianne April 14, 2007

Violent snowball

Face fucking a girl balls deep and penial explosian accures in the mouth she proceeds to spit it on another females face and smears the jizzem in her face while the other female proceeds to beat her in the face repeatedly.

ARFHHHARGHHH violent snowball smack smack smack

by obama bin snowballie November 4, 2009

Violently American

Something so AMERICAN you don't wanna end up in the same cell as it.

Wow that glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburger is violently American!

I don't wanna fuck around with that.

by Senpai of the Pool September 23, 2020

Violently Drunk

To get extremely intoxicated quickly and in a particularly aggressive manner, as if one 's life depends on getting as intoxicated as possible.

P1: "Did you hear what happened last night at the party?"
P2: "yeah, Pete got broken up with so he got violently drunk and fell off the roof"

by Dunkysplunk May 19, 2023