2 definitions by Decan Gray
The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.
Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.
by Decan Gray February 22, 2018
A man who knows exactly what his whimsical white girl desires, usually it's pretty simple, but she can't even do it,
Despite this, the man doesn't wish for any return and is satisfied being used like the toy poodle of boyfriends and occasionally engaging in violent and depressive sex, even after he's comes home from work and listens to his, stupid albeit blonde girl.
Despite this, the man doesn't wish for any return and is satisfied being used like the toy poodle of boyfriends and occasionally engaging in violent and depressive sex, even after he's comes home from work and listens to his, stupid albeit blonde girl.
"John, really just lets women walk over him, doesn't he"?
"Nah he's pretty much the ultimate women respecter".
"Nah he's pretty much the ultimate women respecter".
by Decan Gray February 19, 2018