charlie the unicorn

The most awesome mini cartoon featuring charlie the unicorn.

"Shun the non-believer!

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN-NUH!!!"

"It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness"

"Oh when you're down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountian Cave
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
Such a Happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got Lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town!
It's the Mecca of love, the Candy Cave!
they've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats candy rats chocolate bats its a wonderland of sweets find a candy train to town and hear the candy band candy bells its a treat as they march across the land cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground turn around be astound at the dacing candy treats in the candy cave imagination runs so free so now charlie please will you go into the cave *boom* "
Charlie the unicorn rocks.

by compoura December 1, 2006

Unicorn In C Major.

A song by a comedy music duo named Stuckey and Murray in which they express their feelings about wanting to fornicate a Unicorn. It has about 162,00 views on Youtube, and it's one of those things you can watch more than once and still laugh like hell.

**A guy sits at a computer on Youtube while his friend pays little attention. **

((From the Speakers)): I'M FUCKING A UNICOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!

Guy #1: What the hell are you watching...?

Guy #2: Unicorn in C Major.

by FritzTheCat420 August 25, 2012

unicorn goggles

the act of covering each of your lover's eyes with one testicle while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn

Girl was so freaky she begged to wear my unicorn goggles!

by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013

unicornwelly

"this is like a welly, however when you wear it, it gives you magical powers, you become awesome and have the ability to give out free pills and shit"

Nice Unicornwelly man, can i have some pills

by paulslogic February 20, 2015

unicornflake

A derogatory slang term for an entitled, self-important person. Derived from the seborrheic dermatitis that falls from a typically manbunned male while salmoning on an electric unicycle on crowded city sidewalks. Other sightings include a female throwing elbows while stumbling erratically and texting. Sometimes observed in their natural habitat on pubic transit with an un-removable full backpack while carrying an electric unicycle.

The unicornflakes at the Taylor Swift concert were dancing like flies on a cows ass when the wind picks up.

by unicornflake January 10, 2019

Glitter the unicorn

To wash and clean the genitals before a date.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.

Al: are you going out with that sorority girl tonight?
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn

by BorisSs April 27, 2011

Precious Unicorn

1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.

2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.

(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!

by SilverBear92 January 16, 2013