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unicornflake

A derogatory slang term for an entitled, self-important person. Derived from the seborrheic dermatitis that falls from a typically manbunned male while salmoning on an electric unicycle on crowded city sidewalks. Other sightings include a female throwing elbows while stumbling erratically and texting. Sometimes observed in their natural habitat on pubic transit with an un-removable full backpack while carrying an electric unicycle.
The unicornflakes at the Taylor Swift concert were dancing like flies on a cows ass when the wind picks up.
by unicornflake January 10, 2019
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