adj.
A word describing something that makes you orgasm eventually, but is unpleasant enough that you'd probably have been better off masturbating
A word describing something that makes you orgasm eventually, but is unpleasant enough that you'd probably have been better off masturbating
"How was that guy you brought home last night?"
"He tried to go down on me, but he was kinda drunk so it really was kind of unfortubate"
"He tried to go down on me, but he was kinda drunk so it really was kind of unfortubate"
by The4nimal2020 May 19, 2018
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Example 1
Person A: I have been experiencing a lot of unfortunatism lately.
Person B: Damn that sucks.
Example 2
Person A: Holy shit I got into a car crash!
Person B: That's Unfortunatism
Person A: I have been experiencing a lot of unfortunatism lately.
Person B: Damn that sucks.
Example 2
Person A: Holy shit I got into a car crash!
Person B: That's Unfortunatism
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by QuacksO March 16, 2024
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