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underripe watermelon

looks good on the outside, looks delish, you get inside and its green, filled with thick black pips and it sour!

(attention whore, self obsessed, annoying and dosnt know how to stfu)
by insulthoover April 25, 2022
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a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not
peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021
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Carnival underwater excursion

Its when you are getting head in one of the many hot tubs on Carnival cruise lines and you don't let her up for air until your yogurt floats or is swallowed.
Hey guys, you see that Latino over there, we just went on a Carnival underwater excursion. It was great.
by blmaxim February 7, 2006
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Tiger Underwater

To be a "tiger underwater" means to be really, really angry (or "super-pissed"). Taken from the actual event of a tiger being underwater. Upon searching "tigers underwater" on Google images, you will find that every single tiger underwater is abnormally upset with everything around it.
Ways to use it include:
"Dude I'm a tiger underwater right now"

"Yeah, he's being a tiger underwater"

"Dude, quit being a tiger underwater".

"You know, If I was just playing GTA4 because I was bored and I got the Red Ring of Death, I would have been pissed. However, I got the Red Ring when I was about to play a game I've been waiting months to play, so you could say I'm a tiger underwater."
by Staska June 14, 2009
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underwarez

A random assembly of two words, same meaning as underwear.

Mostly for humor, a favorite word of many.
lol WTf I CNA see ur underwareZ11!!!>!!11
by RoxRox December 28, 2005
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Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit

See: CU8M, Cat Unit 8, Cat Unit 8 Mobile Flying Unit
Submersible-based unit to mobilize Cat Unit 8
I've heard salty tales of the Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit
by tito December 30, 2004
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underlife

the underlife, is something that is hidden from all people, except your own mind, it is a life that you live out, the hidden patterns of your dreams lie there, touched and cherished by only you.
emo's and so forth may express parts of their underlife in places such as myspace.com
by Ch4oS_th3ory September 17, 2006
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