cry-typing 

When you're crying so hard, you can't type properly. This is usually exaggerated to make whoever you're talking to feel bad.

Boyfriend: I think we need to take a break.
Girlfriend: wati arey ou brakeing up wwithme righ now?
Boyfriend: Are you really crying or are you just cry-typing?

cry-typing by Pickle Farmer December 22, 2012

Retarded Typing

A way of typing in which some noobs and dumbasses specialize in. Anyone can type like this. Some do, some don't.

TyPiNG LiKe dIs DOeS NOt MaKE u CoOL iT mAkEs yOu LoOK rEtArDeD!
DO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS!
Do Not Capitalize Every Single Word!
D0 n07 u53 57up1d 1337 y0u d4mn n3rd!
Do not u$e $ymbols dumb@$$!
- Retarded Typing

Retarded Typing by I<3Sgt.Frog August 9, 2010

several people are typing 

What your device says when multiple people are typing at once. This can be due to an argument, a large number of people active at once, or somebody asking a question so stupid that it leads to several people typing.

Me: "Does a straw have one hole or two holes?"

*Several people are typing...*

several people are typing by Flamevell June 2, 2018

Audience typing 

When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.

Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.

Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.

Audience typing by RoninRogue July 15, 2010

Brady Typing

Typing with only 2 fingers, one on each hand.

Wow you type so slow, your practically Brady Typing.

Brady Typing by fetch3000rules June 24, 2014

Mauricio way of typing 

Writing a phrase that consist of the first word of the phrase being in low-key and the rest in caps.

mARIANA MARQUES IS AWESOME AS FUCK.

tHIS IS THE MAURICIO WAY OF TYPING

Mauricio way of typing by maurocioabqkbw July 23, 2017

Why am I typing this? 

Because you were bored af and had nothing better to do. Simple.

Guy 1: Why am I typing this?
Guy 2: Why ARE you typing that?
Guy 3: Why is there a dude reading this right now?
Guy 1: What dude?
You: Me lol
Guy 2: WTF!?

Why am I typing this? by its_4life December 5, 2021