Twos up on a bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.

Try asking someone:

Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?

by christophe August 4, 2004

twosie in the bank

v. to need to poop, usually soon.

"Geez Hilty I got a twosie in the bank!"

by Delta Sig January 3, 2008

twog

A non-european settler who desires to be European. Someone who may wear european clothing, long european necklace and too much jewelery.

Keyword "Twog" (Try-hard Wog)

Wears Kappa Jackets, Wears Italia singlets, Talks with a european accent,Tries to be part of european groups.

Wog to Twog- What do you reckon of that chick bro?
Twog to Wog- She's fully sick mate
Wog to Twog- Stop being a twog bro, you're a skip so you stick to eating meat pies and watching the footy.

by salvatore oliveri June 1, 2006

twoosh

A perfect, 140 character Tweet on Twitter.

Nothing feels better than crafting a perfect twoosh.

by HellaMike April 7, 2008

twugs

twitter hugs

sending twugs and twisses to you!

by cleonS June 21, 2009

Twosome

(too-sum)

1. noun. Similar to a threesome, but as the title implies, involving only two people. It is not the same as sex...it is wilder; with the intensity of a threesome.

2. Can be used as a verb when appropriate. Implies the act of having wild sex.

1. "I had a twosome last night with some exotic chick. I'm exhausted."
"Twosome? You mean you had sex?"
"Naw, man. Twosomes are hotter!"

2. "Dude, I wanna take that chick home and twosome her!"

by Lysserloo October 21, 2008

Twosday

N. The other name for the second day of the week (assumeing you start from monday) Tuesday. Twosday is the day of the week where anything interesting happens. It may also be used as an excuse for doing things.
Twosday is a very flexiable word and is most used to discribe sexiual happenings. This is closely associated to the phrase "Only on Twosday"

1. Will you go to the dance with me? 2. Only on Twosday.

1. My god! what happened to Jim? 2. Twosday...

by Gwave October 23, 2007