twofort

A map with no time limits and takes forever to win being overall tedious

Person 1: I hate that persons hair

Person 2: don’t be a twofort

by Jejdidndne September 20, 2020

twotorule

An awesome MLG youtuber that you should subscribe to. And yes, this is a shameless self promotion for when you spell "toilet" wrong.

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by Twotorule February 28, 2017

Twofold stress

When two things are stressing you out at the same time.

Dan: "Bro u okay?"
Aaron: "Dude I got finals and I'm in a bad group, I got twofold stress, it sucks..."
Dan: "Twofold what?"

by gibustheinfamous May 19, 2020

Twofer

When a guy places one hand on both of a women's breast and squishes or squeezes during sex.
Typically it's small breasted women. It's also recommended you get the nipples to squish between your fingers.
Instructional: Place hand with spread fingers onto both breasts. Make certain nipples fall between fingers. You can either squeeze or squish.

I enjoy giving a woman a good squishy twofer during our Saturday afternoon sex sessions.
Nothing is as exciting as giving a woman a twofer when you're doing missionary.

by The_G January 21, 2021

Twofer

A term used for annoying people going behind your back for many uses.

Twofer can also describe:
-people that blast bad rap music and think they are cool
-People who are annoying
-People who like technology too much

An example of twofer being used:
Emily yells at her school bully that uses her for math homework and says,” YOUR ARE BEING SUCH A TWOFER! I HATE YOU!”

by WigsLikesJellyCat May 5, 2021

twofer

A visualization of a "twofer"

Dracula attacks two at once in a rare twofer..

by micromarty November 16, 2021

twofer

two for one- two people giving each other oral for one magical (probably not) night

"yo rach you get that twofer last night?"
"ya but i didn't get one"

by eggs&ham February 10, 2023