Two Cents

To give an opinion in a conversation or on issues that doesn't involve you.

"Look man, this is a family matter; nobody is asking you to put your two cents in."

"I really wish my girlfriend's mom would stop putting her two cents in every time we have an argument."

by Mackendeez March 20, 2018

two-four

Canadian term referring to a case of beer containing twenty-four bottles.

We went camping with a two-four of Blue and got right ripped. Beauty.

by montrealdude November 25, 2003

Step-Two

A Step-Two is a beer. Going camping? Set up the camp, step two have a beer. Working on the truck, open the hood and have a step-two.

John: “Tents are up, we’re ready for the night.”

Ron: “Well that means we need a step-two!”

by Rule34foreveryone March 25, 2021

Two Shits

Over exaggeration of not caring.

I don't give two shits about you or your friends.

by Boykin July 15, 2006

Two trucks

Two trucks = having sex

truck 1: honk

truck 2: honkk

truck 1: honk hehe

truck 2: woa- i mean HONKk

two trucks is having sex

by ghostswithen October 18, 2020

Two-Bit

Cheap; of bad quality.

I was expecting a tale of fun and excitement, but instead I listened to a two-bit story about Rick's trip to his grandmother's.

by Diggity Monkeez April 22, 2005

two minutes

A standard unit of time lasting anywhere from thirty seconds to an hour and a half, based on the female in question and the task at hand.

He: "Are you ready to go? The ballgame starts in twenty minutes!"

She: "Two minutes!"

<ten minutes of makeup application later>

He: "I'm leaving. Now."
She: "Two minutes!"

by PsychoPuppyDad May 18, 2010