Twelve and pregnant

If you are from the USA and live in Georgia, the chance of being twelve and pregnant is much higher than anywhere else in the world. Being twelve and pregnant is the mordern symbol of how earth has changed to the better. Most often this is due to incest. A uncle is mostly the one to blame for this. If you are twelve and pregnant, please...kill yourself.

Daughter: Mom, dad used his magical wand to make my tummy grow.
Mother: You should be pleased, your father had a good time did he not?
Uncle: Fuck this shit, i wish i was twelve and pregnant.

Twelve and pregnant by litenkukmen October 3, 2016

twelve twelve

at midnight of any given day, you will walk in to a store and remove twelve items of your choice. it must be at midnight, and you must remove at least twelve items. no less than twelve is allowed, but more than twelve is OK.

I went in there on a "dude watch," and after pulling a "red can run" I brown bagged a twelve twelve. I got a battery, some trash bags, sodas, and various other items that I needed. It was a pretty successful operation.

twelve twelve by JohnnyPots July 21, 2007