twiddle

to partake in sexual exhanges over Twitter

"Hey, how are things going with Stacey?"

"Awesome, we totally Twiddled yesterday."

by the rev. dirty harry July 24, 2009

Twiddle

the act of smoking marijuana

What do you want to do today?

Let's go ink our bodies and proceed to twiddle up.

by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twiddledeefuck

A word that is used when a parent comes home to their son/daughter hot boxing their house with dank marijuana and a group of friends.

Why the fuck are smoking pot in my house you twiddledeefuck!?

by Centipead11 October 20, 2010

dick twiddler

one who twiddles dicks with their fingers... usually dudes. a step above "faggot" but below "cock mongrol"

putersnatch is such a dick twiddler, thats all he does--twiddle dicks with his thumbs.

by Rob Maids November 17, 2006

Twiddle-Dicking

When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.

Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.

by redneckasshole September 16, 2010

twat twiddler

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.

Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

Twiddletwat

Someone who absolutely must fuck about with everything they come into contact with, and during the process delude themselves into thinking they've actually improved the thing they've just fucked up.

"For fucks sake will you leave that bastard thing alone before you fuck it up completely you useless twiddletwat!"

by EviL AnGeL April 20, 2004