tufts

Smart but lazy people. Tufts people are very bright but did not feel the need to outwork their high school peers in an extraordinary way, which is reflected in them going to Tufts, instead to school were people are smart and not lazy, such as Princeton, LSE, Oxford and the likes.

John is smart and ambitious, he went to Princeton to become an amazing computer engineer. John is always the first at work every day and leaves last.
Bill is smart but lazy. He didnt work enough in High school to get into Princeton but somehow managed to get into Tufts.
One day, after college he wakes up and comes up with a great idea that involves a website. He hires John to help him. Bill retires at 35 and plays golf with his billionaire peers, John keeps figuring why he did not have the same idea.

by Smartaz November 2, 2005

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tuffy muffler

means to shove your penis in an asshole and they fart on it.

1. shut the fuck up or ill give you a tuffy muffler.
2. i would totally tuffy muffler

by longboards September 19, 2009

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Tufly

1. adjective- possessing head-turning beauty combined with sharp wits, originality, logical randomness, and an aura of "shudangification" usually a female, but can be a male if he's okay with 'tucking it' and comfortable with his sexuality.

2. noun- a) something that ends a scene, conversation, or argument. can be a nugget of irrefutable wisdom, but doesn't need to even make sense, or be related to the subject at hand. b) a strangely appropriate profane utterance in an inappropriate place or in an inappropriate moment.

1. "dude, man...sam is seriously tufly. she tricks my nipples into thinking that it's winter."

"she's so tufly you'll need clean socks, a thesaurus, a dime bag, and a puppy with an ironic name if you want to get her attention...and let's face it, plastic surgery too cuz you're kind of leatherfacey."

2. a) while the hipsters' debate about the spiritual implications of owning blended fabrics manufactured in poor african nations and wearing them to a ladysmith black mambazo concert became heated, david pulled a tufly to alleviate the tension...slapping his knees and shouting, "somebody wanna mandela me a coke?!" crisis averted.

b) kathryn dropped a major tufly while visiting her friend's newborn in the maternity ward when she yelled, "OMG I would soooo fuck the shit outta that baby!!...I mean, if I were like...into that. or if I WAS another baby." to one of the nurses.

by oooh look what I done did December 4, 2010

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