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trumpoot

A flabby-sounding, wrong, or sour, note played on a trumpet.
Johnny is just learning how to play brass instruments, so you can expect a trumpoot or two from him.
by pentozali July 17, 2009
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Trumponic Sans

The typing font based on Donald Trump's handwriting. You can now type like him!
Person 1: Did you see my essay? I wrote it in Trumponic Sans.

Person 2: Wow, I've never heard of such a thing!

Person 3: Are you guys using the font too?!?!
by Jesus Is Real, And He Saves January 23, 2017
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Rusty Trumpbone

A similar act to the rusty trombone. It’s when Donald Trump gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.
Sean Hannity was all smiles tonight after performing a Rusty Trumpbone on the set with Donny.
by StevieGSpot69 October 16, 2019
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Trumponian

Is used to refer to someone who is either lying or says something stupi
What you just said sounded so Trumponian, very stupid.
by Alekmontes October 8, 2018
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Trumpemon Go

1. A fictional game played by Michael Che of SNL’s Weekend Update in his search to catch rare minorities at the 2016 Republican National Convention.
2. A real world, Labor Day Weekend Trumpster smart phone update where Independent Voters search in vain for something even more rare... an intelligent leader at New England for Trump HQ.

Over Labor Day Weekend, the Einsteins running New England for Trump updated their volunteers with a new Smart phone app. Outfitted with phones more intelligent than their leadership, the Trumpsters wandered door to door like Jamoke-haha witlesses in search of new voting souls willing to go over to the Trump-side.

Meanwhile over at the New England for Trump Facebook page, the admins were not only deleting critical comments and suggestions, they then blocked those potential new voters from commenting again. Thus chasing away far more new votes online than the real world wandering witlesses were gathering. (Who’s the NE 4 Trump admins’ advisor on comments, Elizabeth Warren?) Adding to the stupidity is a fact that everybody on the planet knows, but not leaders at NE for Trump...

Facebook routinely blocks conservative readers before they ever get to the Trump FB page. Most of their own die hard supporters can’t even see what those FB geniuses are posting about.

Which is why the NE for Trump FB page has fewer likes than an old lady posting photos of her cat. In 15 months, from all across the New England States, 25,000 ‘likes’ is an absolute joke.
“Have you seen that Trumpemon Go idiocy here in New England?”

“OMG! I just about cracked a rib laughing. I ran a test myself by posting a comment on the New England for Trump Facebook page. They deleted it and blocked me.”

“I did you one better. I reported that I got Facebook blocked to the Hudson, MA Trumpsters. Then the leader came in and told me if I had any suggestions I should post them online... at the New England for Trump Facebook page!”

“Hahahaha. Make America Great by ending the Freedom of online Speech! Hahahahaha... go Trumpemon Go!“
by pianocheater September 10, 2016
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Trumponomics

An economic system where taxes are lowered for everybody and the lower tier of the income bracket is no longer required to pay federal income tax, the lower rate acts as an incentive for businesses to come to America and thus you are likely to see more tax receipts than ever before.
Money goes where money is welcome and with Trumponomics I may want to take my business to America instead of Ireland because they are finally offering a competitive tax rate Ireland is still slightly better but at least it seems my money is welcome. Taxation is theft .
by Justicetarian February 2, 2017
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trumphoneous

Adj.: Having the initial or outward appearance or characteristics of being honest or true and subsequently found to be false and intentionally misleading, usually to gain an advantage or influence the opinions of others. 2. Having been deemed true by consensus but unverified by an independent expert or credentialed authority. 3. Having the duplicitous quality of being too good to be true.
The more he insisted he was telling the truth, the more trumphoneous he sounded. Don't believe everything you hear for it's easy to mistake the trumphoneous for the truth. We thought the offer might be trumphoneous so we didn't take it.
by anonymous June 20, 2024
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