Trauma Twinkies

A term used by Emergency Medical Services personnel to describe Type II ambulances or van-style ambulances.

American Medical Response uses Trauma Twinkies as opposed to a box-style ambulance.

by AMR EMT September 4, 2014

post traumatic sex disorder

The after effect of sex so good or awful that you get flashbacks

Good- That girl was a freak she gave me a case of post traumatic sex disorder, I've been rock hard all day!

Bad- I don't want to talk about it she gave me ptsd my dick won't work right for a week and my balls need a lobotomy.

by jjerzey November 20, 2013

traumafied

scared shitless, traumatized-horrified

When I saw your momma, I was fuckin traumafied!

by swell January 24, 2006

Baby Mama Trauma

To experience trauma due to one's "baby mama" or a knocked up ho.

Man Ja-kwon looks sadizzle.
Fo sho, he gots that baby mama trauma.
Oh, damnnn - I'll pound tu dat shit.
*pounds fist*

by A crazy mofizzle April 24, 2005

Religious trauma

A term used by people who have been treated awfully by religious people. Often times, the religious person is a guardian or someone close to you, but can also just be random religious people.

“No, I don’t hate religious people, I just hate the stupid ones. I have religious trauma, you can’t blame me.”

by Beezee01 February 13, 2022

Post traumatic Down syndrome

When some is saying some really dumb shit and you need them to shut up

Guy 1: bro what’s Obama’s last name?

Guy 2: you have post traumatic down syndrome if you don’t remember Obama’s last

by BONDEDFOOL April 22, 2020

trams

Slang for the drug tramadol, ultram, and/or ultracet. Non narcotic prescription painkiller that is not a controlled substance. Acts like a narcotic. Last for 8 to 12 hours versus 4.

I bitched at my doctor enough for him to throw me a scrip for trams. Better than motrin I gues...

by holloway11b June 25, 2010