tracts of land

A euphemism for breasts. Traditionally preceded by "she's got huge."

"Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful,

she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land."

Bro 1: "Yo, I'm telling you dawg, that chick was fine."

Bro 2: "WTF! That buffoocka was a 4/10, at best!"

Bro 1: "Naw man, she got HUGE tracts of land."

by Mr. Orangutan November 3, 2013

rabbit trail

veering off subject or off the point of the conversation

A story or explanation leading no where.

making statements with no real purpose just for the sake of stating it.

Dude I just wanted you to explain to me how to get to Wendy's, you're going on a rabbit trail here, get to the point!

by samsrei January 7, 2011

tractor rap

modern country music
A mixture of pop, hip-hop, and country

Billy Bob loves to drink beer while listening to tractor rap.

by Tractor Rap April 20, 2015

pissinary tract

Means the same thing as "urinary tract".

{singing}
Taking about the pissinary tract
Is something we all should do with tact!

by Telephony December 26, 2011

traitor

A selfish asshole who betrays and burns bridges with his closest friends for petty as hell reasons.

Jenna betrayed and threw away her friends over a boy who doesn't even love her so she is a traitor.

by ToasterStroodles June 8, 2016

traian

The weirdest underground Romanian musical artist, known for rapping about unusual funny stuff.

- OMG YAY, traian released a new song!
- You are such a weirdo for listening to that shit...
- I know... but it sounds good though!

by bowndadaf November 22, 2021

jism trail

1. After blowing one's load upon a girl, the resulting spray pattern is known as the jism trail. Coined after the Old West cattle trail, the Chisholm trail.

2. Peter Tracks

1. Man, after I blew my load on Amber, you shoulda seen the jism trail I left!

by TexAMAggie05 October 5, 2006