Townsenditis

When you suck the Phillies cock so hard their soul leaves the body. No matter what the Phillies are the best.

Pete loves the Phillies so much they are the best team all the time. He’s got that Townsenditis

by Hurts so good July 22, 2022

Townsenditis

Suck the Phillies cock so hard the Philly phantic soul leaves his body

He’s always picking up for the Phillies no matter what. He got that Townsenditis

by Hurts so good August 16, 2022

Townsended

To rush something through even if it is known is it going to annoy everyone and mean you get bad mouthed

I got completely Townsended last week by Steve

by SteveLovesit November 11, 2025

townsand

a guy with a fucking huge forehead that looks like an egg

That guy has a townsand

by mom milks August 1, 2022

Townsen

Townsen is a name for someone who is special, has a lot of potential in life with a great personality and stunning attractiveness while being good at everything they do

Townsen is such a good person

by rickystevens54 June 26, 2023

townend tapdance

where elizabeth and beth moon in front of the job centre until they get jobs in maccies and then shit in all the happy meals

boyley: my happy meals got shit in it...
josh: elizabeth and beth probably did the townend tapdance

by barnaclehead42 July 2, 2023

Townended

When your friend convinces you that underpaying Indians is a good business strategy as well as pimping only fans models for money. Also the type of guy to try to tell you that chameleon tints look good and ford ecobooms are a British touring car

Mate I’ve just been townended by a bloke what an idiot he is

by Digbick4356 May 13, 2024