Tolerationship

The uncomfortable (or even tense) terms upon which two parties co-exist when circumstances, rather than choice, either force them together, prevent them from separating or both.

That's my next-door neighbor. When the power went out after the '04 hurricane we had tolerationship for a few days because I had a barbeque grill and she had a generator.

by Shandooga McGluckfeez December 9, 2008

tooter

A thinly shaped cylinder used to put any manner of powder into your nose form a flat surface.

I don't care if you roll up a twenty - get me a tooter!

by K-Gray May 13, 2005

toofers

Teeth

Mother: How are your toofers feeling since the extractions?
Daughter: my teeth ok getting better everyday 👍

by TeaInTheMoment December 29, 2018

Mark Toolberg

Someone who nonchalantly interrupts a perfectly good conversation you are having with someone and proceeds to ruin your evening by talking about themselves.

Someone who racially abuses some one of South East Asian extraction, occasionally leaving him/her blind in one eye.

Mark Toolberg I'm sorry Sarah Silverman but I don't care for your story about your dying Grandmother can we please talk about me.

Mark Toolberg Excuse me waiter that phở, gỏi cuốn tasted like arse I feel it's only fair that I racially assault you.

by otmazletov February 12, 2013

toolessness

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.

One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.

by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009

Tootersham

The seemingly irremovable mark left on your hand after a night at the bar.

It's been three days since we went out, get that tootersham off your hand already

by Bommar May 20, 2009

tooletry

Noun; The practice of being a tool.

Brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. He enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. He is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. He simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. He was displaying tooletry

example 2: Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.

by Not tools February 22, 2011