Quote Therapy

The act of looking up quotes relating to an issue at hand; whether seeking advice, reinforcement, reassurance, motivation, connection, or inspiration.

Topics for Quote Therapy are wide ranging and include, but are not limited to: money, family, daughters, poverty, children, siblings, parents, human characteristics, sisters, brothers, friends, politics, earth, sky, love, compassion, food, society, flowers, rain .....

by Good Intentions Failure April 9, 2013

e-tail therapy

when you are feeling ill and house bound but still want a bit of retail therapy, log on and partake in some "e-tail therapy".
same as retail therapy but done online due to being too ill to go out and shop.

ruth has just spent her weeks wages in 10 minutes of "e-tail therapy"

by chadwic(K) October 18, 2010

Therapeutic Joey Jab

The Therapeutic Joey Jab is the same as a traditional Joey Jabbed or The Flaccid Joey whereby you are poked by a male's penis about your body. However, the Therapeutic Joey Jab act is specific penis poking to the head or forehead by a male massage therapist. The act occurs when a male massage therapist rubs his penis and genital area around on the top or forehead of a massage recipient while they are face down in a massage chair. Generally, one receives the Therapeutic Joey Jab when the therapist is working from the front of the chair and reaching down the recipient's back.

After providing in office chair massages to staff during Staff Appreciation Week, the Human Resources Department received numerous comments from personnel that the hired male massage therapist had been giving both male and female massage recipients, a Therapeutic Joey Jab. HR could only respond by indicating that would explain the all day smile on the Therapist's face.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

therapeutic hold

Legalized Assault with a different name.

Joe performed the therapeutic hold on James, even though he insisted that he was being violated.

by Shadow Creator September 19, 2007

Therapist

That weird lady that sits there and pretends that she knows what's going on in my life

I have to visit my therapist.. what a poser

by Sambrown November 12, 2015

Greyhound Therapy

The act of purchasing a non refundable bus ticket and shipping a crazy person that the mental institution does not want across state lines into another mental institution's catchment area. They see to it he gets on the bus then they pray that he actually makes it out of state before he messes up again.

This is done so as not to mess the institutions statistics up. If he makes it across state lines he is counted as "cured" If he messes up across state lines he is somebody else's problem.

Problem mental patients cam mess up an institutions stats very badly in this era where everything must look good on paper. Some of the direct care workers may have a "Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone" party if he successfully gets across state lines. Unofficially of course.

Old Tim was a problem mental patient. He got tired of beating up on aides and nurses and decided to go for bigger game. So he went to the social worker and told her that her pussy stunk.

The social worker decided it was time for some Greyhound Therapy for Tim. Once Tim was gone she got a couple of the aides fired for allowing Tim to say such a thing to her.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 12, 2012

flashlight therapy

Flashlight therapy is the process of beating someone with a large flashlight eg Mag-Lite to help them come to their senses. Often used by police officers. Can be prescribed by doctors when they become irate with annoying patients.

- My head hurts after that flashlight therapy last night!
- James bought a large 4x D-cell anodised Mag-Lite to help him see in the dark, and also to help others "see the light".

by YellowLemon October 18, 2009