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Cross Threaded

When a person normally drinks alcohol, then tries drinking alcohol and takes weed gummies.
Went to the bar last night and Steve showed up with gummies, I got totally cross threaded.
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Booty Call Threads

Typically, a Booty Call is when a man gets a late night call from a woman that wants to fuck between the hours of 12am-3am. If you are the guy, she only calls you because she knows that you won't take her out, and you have a reputation for laying pipe really well. If you are the girl, it's because you're hot and bothered, and you want your stab sack pounded on.

Well, just recently we've discovered a new breed of booty calling. It occurs in the wee hours of the morning on week nights from ass hurt posters who are begging for some attention on message boards. These men can be referred to bitches as too. They tend to get all hot and bothered by the popularity of others, and their way of crying out for attention is going on a message board crooning the name of the posters they'd like to suck or fuck.
Booty Call Threads

User: djohn2oo8: Yesterday, 02:06 AM

Title: Who else feels bad for lakaluva?

He used to have a decent case for being an effective troll, but is now obsessed with Duncan. Damn shame too, nobody is on anyone's mind like that unless they gave em' a good fuck. Bouncing pennies off men's asses was probably the tipping point for him
by lakaluva December 11, 2010
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threads

for cam: swim suit
for everyone else: clothes
trying out my new threads
(Cam trying out his new suit in a race)
or
(Someone trying out their new clothes)
by Jon February 22, 2005
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Treader

As in " Dont tread in me". A Treader is someone that believes they will have to rise up against the government with their AK47s and protect all of the other CNN watching bootlickers from the same people that faked the moon landing. They also say 'murica!
I found out he was a Treader when he showed me his stash of guns with Fox news blaring in the background.
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Cross Threaded

When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.
You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"
by Jamhole September 29, 2005
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Cross Threader

Male who has sexual intercourse with both males and females.

To insert "Thread" you're penis in both male and female.
A bi-sexual male would be a cross threader.
by pornicus March 21, 2013
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