Dyson

When a person is obsessed by loot in videogames

"Stop beeing a Dyson steeling all the loot!"

by alewwww December 7, 2023

Dysoning

The act of pooping under an aunt or grandmas couch and waiting for them to dust bust under the couch, sucking up your excrement.

Hey Dylan, Brett is Dysoning Aunt Sara

by Wandinian99 February 25, 2021

Dyson

A girl who is able to give long blow jobs without complaining or loosing suction/enthusism.

Claire is a dyson, she gave me a 1 hour BJ

by Amit702 July 10, 2022

Dyson

Dyson (noun) someone who sucks the life out of anyone around them; alternatively, someone who sucks the fun, cool, or awesomeness out of any situation. Basically, this person sucks.

Verb (dysoning; dysoned-past tense)

Everyone was laughing then Karen dysoned the conversation with her stories about yelling at store managers.

by German2104 June 23, 2022

Alex Dyson

A full time stud who is rich with an Xbox series X and is a professional at dishonoured. He also pioneered many 'game' techniques as well as creating the famous pickup line 'what's cooking good looking"

Is that a stud i see. No mate its Alex Dyson dropping game.

by Alex Didders November 9, 2022

Dyson

another word for abortion

just dyson the little brat and you wont need to deal with it

by GunfulGrape May 4, 2022

Dyson Dicking

To put your penis inside a vacuum cleaner.

In an attempt to make his penis longer, Rob tried dyson dicking which in result caused several injuries and a $2000 hospital visit.

by Capnmudkip October 9, 2022