skank in the bank

a mistress or slice on the side.

damn, my girl is on this week. time to phone my skank in the bank.

by |\| 1 >< October 26, 2007

cream the blankets

if a girl is covering herself with a blanket and masturbating and if she gets wet its called creaming the blankets

Janette cremaed the blankets!

by Anonymous July 1, 2006

born on the wrong side of the blanket

Born to parents out of wedlock

William felt the townsfolk looked down on him because he was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Deapri July 7, 2014

Wanking in the Bank

the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.

In reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she's 'wanking in the bank'.

by Andythesloth April 21, 2010

break the bank

To make a shitload of money.

When Joe deposited 700 G's into his savings account at once, the bank broke.

by Nick D January 12, 2004

money in the bank

when a man sneaks up on another man and places his testicles somewhere on his bare skin. At this point he says, "Money in the bank, shorty what you drank."

"When I was trying to watch Beverly Hills Cop II my son of a bitch friend snuck up behind the couch and money in the banked me on my shoulder."

by ATMJess June 16, 2007

pig in the blanket

an uncircumcised penis

Did you see that porn stars uncircumcised dick? That shit looked like a pig in the blanket.

by D_style November 30, 2006