The ol' nut and go!

When you ejaculate on the floor (preferably carpet) of a loved one or someone you don't like, then immediately exit the room.

My bro walked into my room while I was play mw3, he gave me the ol' nut and go!

by mrtrouble16780 November 10, 2011

Under-the-butt Nut Hut

Tighty Whities, BVD's... etc.

"all this running is makin my balls flop around!" awwww that sucks, shoulda got an Under-the-butt nut hut

by Kyle Tat June 21, 2008

The health nut

When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.

Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'

Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'

Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'

by Slamma_Jamma May 1, 2012

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

The Thor Nut

When you came so hard that thunder appeared next to your penis.

Ah fuck dude, i got the thor nut yesterday while jacking off to Riley

by TheRyaNut May 2, 2019

The Hadjar Nut

When you nutted so hard you dont know if this is real life or not. It can also be referenced to the mandela nut beacuse the hadjar nut indicates that if u cant find the porn u jacked of to a few days ago you may have never seen that porn

Yesterday i have flet the HADJAR NUT it was quite a good feeling.

by The nuutty nut November 5, 2019

The super nut

The super nut is the nut built up for an extended period of time-30 days to be precise. It can be done in other times of the year but it mostly occurs during November. This is in part by the event and challenge/game known as “no nut November” (nnn). This nut usually has an initial velocity of 20m/s and has mass kf usually .4g. It’s cover surface area can be up to 40cm squares. This nut has the power to impregnate females without hesitation. Be careful where you shoot this powerful splooge.

Jim: now that nnn is over I can finally nut dude
Paul: be careful man, you have unlocked “the super nut” it’s massive and very fertile

Jim: Ik I’m so hype! It’s ganna be huge!

by The leister November 30, 2020