Hit in the face with a bag of nickles

a person with an unattractive face.

Did you see that ugly girl our friend was talking to? It looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickles.

by adam_420 August 1, 2007

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

by Scot August 9, 2004

shoot myself in the face

an expression of self-loathing or disgust directed towards either yourself, others, or an event. Also expressed as "shoot me in the face".

I didn't pass? Shoot me in the face.

He struck out? Shoot me in the face.

I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.

by J to the Rone June 27, 2005

Not the face!

A quote said by Matt in Eddsworld. In Saloonatics, Prince Matthew (Version of Matt) says Not one's face instead.

Somebody: *about to punch matt in the face*
Matt: "Not the face!"

by Eddsworld November 30, 2020

Drank in the face

When an individual approaches their victim, with a pint of beer and proceeds to chug the entire pint in a very close proximity to their face. If the victim is a friend, grabbing their shoulder and bringing them even closer to oneself while chugging is acceptable.

Joey: "Have you ever been drank in the face?"
Tom: "No..."

--Joey proceeds to chug a beer very close to Tom's face--

Joey: "You just got drank in the face!"

by JohnnyEngg February 15, 2010

Tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top

Occurs when you're on the rag and giving a guy who's wearing a tie a blow-job. Just before he shoots his load, you reach up and forcibly yank his head downwards so he jizzes in his own face. As he blinks in shock and awe at you, you grab your tampon string and pull it out swiftly, daubing his forehead with a bloody bindi.

I was mad-horny on Monday morning so I invited that hot bald guy from the mailroom into the executive bathroom and gave him a tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top.

by Kiki-jai August 29, 2014

And then I punched him/her in the face.

A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.

I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.

by Stevensgirlie January 20, 2011